Further to part-1 of our marketing team’s recent fun collection, please scroll down and enjoy more laughs in part-2.
1. Petting your incomprehensible piece of code
2. “Seriously, I’ll only need sysadmin rights for a few minutes”
3. A moment of self reflection within management after an outage
4. “Are you sure nothing uses this #server anymore?”
“Oh yeah, totally, go ahead and remove it.” 😂
5. When the BOSS comes back 2 days earlier than expected.
6. Fixing a problem and looking at alerts at the same time
7. Looking at a simple bug
8. Looking at old code
9. No, sorry, I can’t join the IT team building exercise, I have to, uh…
10. Not sure how, but it’s working
11. When they ask what I do every day
12. When the vendor starts calling my personal cell phone
13. When you hear the IT executive team is coming by for a visit
14. What happens when I am allowed to rewrite code from scratch
15. When you asked to upgrade your server from 64GB of RAM to 128 and your boss says;
“No. Take it to 512”
16. The unavoidable aftermath of a rushed release
17. Running the data migration scripts on the live production on Friday
19. Project Manager handling a customer after an outage
20. When you wake and the mobile has 41 missed calls, 26 texts & 20,000 emails because “EVERYTHING is broke”
21. When I think I’ve found all the issues in our infrastructure, but then find something that shows me it was all just the tip of the iceberg.
22. When your DB server doubles as a file server.
23. When your deploy breaks other stuff
24. When you see the outage starting and there’s not a single thing you can do about it.
25. When the service is broken for no apparent reason 10 minutes before the presentation begins
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